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20 May 2016

My Virgin Cougar Episode 13

Don't forget Mrs. Williams asked me to come back that we need to talk about something, what is it that we want to talk about?
When we left the house, my plan was to tell them
(Vanessa and Lola) Mrs. Williams's car was for my
Aunty that just got back from Kaduna. Thank God
Lola talked before I did; it would have been a real
mess for me. Imagine I said the car was for my
Aunty before Lola talked, Lola will just look at me
like "baba why you lying, why you fucking lying"
y'all know that song na.
"abi I should call her and ask where she is ni?"
Lola asked Vanessa, she didn't wait for Vanessa to
reply her when she said again "wo(see) I am too
tired jor, let's just be going". Still Vanessa did not
say a thing, Vanessa was still forming vexed, me I
was thinking in my own mind "so Lola is like a
daughter to Mrs. Williams, so Elliot is her son! Mo
daran (I'm in trouble)".

Now, I know Mrs. Williams son, Lola doesn't know I
know Mrs. Williams, Mrs. Williams doesn't know I
Lola and her son, Elliot, Elliot too doesn't know I
know his Mom, Elliot thinks I am Lola's boyfriend
sef, what should I do? Act like I don't know? Or tell
Mrs. Williams I know her son? Or tell Lola I have
kissed her Aunty? Or the next time I see Elliot I
should be like "Yo, I kissed your Momma and we
slept in the same bed" (He will just kill me, you
remember I told you he looks like he spends all
day at the gym and me I look like Wiz Khalifa.
Imagine The Rock and Wiz Khalifa in a fight!! You
know at the end of the fight Wiz Khalifa will look
like he swallowed one of these Boko Harams
bomb, you know don't you?). So what should I do?
Should I just keep flowing? Keep acting like I don't
know anything? Acting like I don't know the
connection between Lola, Elliot and Mrs. Williams?
The fucked up thing about this is I don't know
what either Lola or her Aunty wants from me, I
don't know where we are heading. Where are we
heading? When I go back to see Mrs. Williams you
will know.

So, I called them a cab when we got to the
junction and paid for it, I had enough money in my
pocket, remember Mrs. Williams aka Lola's Aunty
didn't collect the change I got when I paid for the
room last night.
"Babes, I am very sorry for last night… let me
make it up to you" I said while I winked at them,
that was after paying for the cab and they were
already in the car. Vanessa smiled then ended it
with that I am not interested face, I know she was
vexing but she knows what I do when I say that let
me make it up to you line. Lola is new to that; she
looked at me with enough curiosity.
"When will you both be free? We can finish what
we couldn't finish the other day" guys you
remember what we couldn't finish the other?
What Elliot interrupted, won't you like us to finish
it? Vanessa looked at me like she wouldn't want it,
Lola was still looking lost. "You are not serious,
Driver let us go jor" Vanessa said to the cabman
and as he was about to move she said "If you like
don't call me o, you hear?" and they left.
As I was going back to my house I was just
thinking out loud, my legs were not walking they
used to before, the thoughts of what might come
out of the relationship between Mrs. Williams,
Lola, Vanessa and Elliot wanted to sweep me
inside the gutter. I yawned like someone that has
sleep deficiency malady, sighed like the most I
was the most depressed.
I was just going back to my house thinking about
what might befall me if I don't use my sense to
tackle what is before, it will be really bad? Sheybi
it will be bad? (Just imagine it, put yourself in my
shoe or in Elliot's shoe anyone that fits you as a
guy, and if you are a babe what put yourself in
Lola's shoe, what would you do?)
As I was just going back to my place, deep in my thoughts, lost in my soul, wandering in my body and dead to my environment, a car suddenly came to hit me from behind, the speed wasn't much but still I died, yes I died. (Imagine you are watching a Nollywood flick, you know how their accidents are like and that was the kind of accident that killed me, now that the Actor is dead, end of story!)
Thank you all for reading My Virgin Cougar.
Oh wait! Story has not ended; I hope you didn't
fall for that sha? This story can't end like that na,
Come on!!! Nothing has happened yet na? Has
anything happened? A lot will still happen, just
keep reading.
True true ehn, car jammed me from behind but I
didn't die and nothing happened to me, no injury,
I was not even bruised, how did it happen? Were
the Angels guarding really on duty at that point in
time. Let me tell you what happened.
It was Solomon that was trying to play with me, I
am sure you have tried what Solomon tried too
when you are driving and you see your friend
walking along the street, normally the friend you
are trying to play with will either run or be scared
or something sha.
But because of what I was thinking, because I was
not conscious of what was happening around me I
was too lost to realize a car was coming slowly
from behind me, Solomon too must have been
thinking he will soon run, till his car slightly
brushed my leg, it was when the car brushed my
leg I shouted like trailer jammed me, I shouted
like an old He Goat being castrated, have you
witnessed one before? The shout is crazy AF.
"haha weyrey, you don high this early morning?"
Solomon said when he saw the drama I just
performed. I just looked at him like a Father
looking at a bastard son, the kind of look my Dad
will probably give me when he knows about all I
did in his house when he comes back.
"You dey mad ni? Why you no kuku kill me
finish?" I said to him after I took a deep breath and
was saw that I was not dying. He didn't even
apologize, in Lagos you know how close friends are
by how much they insult, throw abusive words or
curse each other, or it's not just in Lagos?
Because King Solomon was my padi, he didn't
even say sorry or anything like that? He said "why
you no kuku die, after you don miss enough fun
last night" as he said last night, he added more
ginger, more energy. "Guy, walahi you miss gan
last night, where you go sef" he asked.
Immediately I heard that last night and with the
way he said it, immediately I jumped in his car,
and King Solomon ehn, he likes to talk, he is the
best guy to hear the gist from actually, he always
notices everything happening around him. Yes!!
His gbeborun that much.
As I sat down, he wasn't even interested in
knowing where I went to again, he just said
"Guess what?!?" Normally I should guess but
because the Nigerian blood runs in me I said
"what?" instead of him should say what he wants
to say he asked me to guess again, with all up in
my head I couldn't guess, I was stumped for
After trying to think for a while I said "alaye talk if
you want to talk jare, ode". He looked at me and
said "Ode you no fit reason, oya make I help you
small, guess who and who bang yesterday?" with
the way he said it and all I already knew who he
was talking about, you already know too.
PrinceEasy and Sandra finally did it, I said "Easy
don do Sandra??" I wasn't all that excited but I
said that with a louder voice than I have been
"No be only say e do am sef, Nigga! we got the
video!!!" As I heard they got that shii on video I
just laughed out like WTF! How managed? That
means that is what they went to do when I didn't
see them at the party again. Decided to ask
Solomon how the whole thing went down.
"Solo, are you serious right now, how did you
make the video" I told you King Solomon likes to
talk na, he was just talking, he gave me the whole
gist, how they started from just dancing, to erotic
dancing and he already gave PrinceEasy the room
to enter before the whole party started, he had his
laptop on in the room and kept the webcam
running at the background.

"Nigga, people too bang for that room yesterday o,
but na them Easy and Sandra crash there". So
they slept in the same room, ehn ehn, "na all
night they fuck" I asked Solomon, "baba sheybi na
house we dey go like this, I go play you the film"
at that moment I couldn't wait to and see how my
Nigga conquered Sandra's honey pot.
Yoruba Boys, you know how it goes na, when you
have been pursuing a girl for a long time, a girl
that was supposed to be easy for you now became
the hardest, after spending and everything… you
know when now have the access to her honey pot,
you know how you use to enter the place like
Bazooka! How you feel? You know the feeling now,
if it is a Conc. Yoruba Boy, he will just spoil the
place like "I paid for this shi".
Is that what PrinceEasy will do to Sandra? Sandra
collected enough money from Princeeasy before
she turned to a church babe, more reason why
Easy didn't stop chasing, he was not going to lose
that battle and PrinceEasy's surname is Balogun
(he's apparently a Yoruba boy), his forefathers
were warriors, he was not going to stop till he
conquers just like his forefathers.
I really wanted to know how the knack went, I
wanted to know if they did doggie or missionary, I
told you how sexy Sandra is and she has a nice
ass, I was just in anticipation of watching what my
guy did to Sandra, and you know when you see
your guys win! You know na, The Yoruba Boys
clique, the "We Always Win" Team awon eyan DJ
Khaled, "Undefeated" awon Eyan Mayweather, I
just couldn't wait to see the tape.
If you see me at that moment you will not
recognize me again, me that I was very moody few
minutes back you will think nothing on earth can
make me look that excited again. But we've all
been waiting to conquer, I just had to get out of
that mood and let go of that situation and
celebrate Victory.
We got home, what I saw going on in my sitting
room was shocking, Niggas have gone to connect
the laptop to my Father's television via HDMI, they
are watching what they recorded earlier, the
people on-screen that time I came into the sitting
room was not PrinceEasy or someone I know, so I
was not interested, I asked where PrinceEasy and
Sandra were, and one of my guys, we call him
Slim, he said "PrinceEasy and Sandra has left
since morning, they left very early sef".
As I heard they were not around I just pushed it to
them to let us take the video to PrinceEasy and
Sandra's part but the one they were watching
suddenly became sweeter, the way the girl was
moaning like that Spiritual Girl Frank Ocean was
with in his sextape, I just had to sit down and
watch it all.

The video long die, I am sure the video stopped
because the laptop hibernated when the battery
was down. I was spending more time than I should
on the video, I have forgotten Mrs. Williams, I have
her side patapata I was just watching the videos
with my friends, we laughed our asses out, lots
happened in that room, you need to see the video
(you can check the video out on Youtube LOL).
I don't know what took Solomon to my room; he
just came back shouting "Baba your phone don
dey ring since morning o, "Aunty Vic" don call you
like 29 times" Hearing Aunty Vic has called me
that much my heart wanted to seize, who is Aunty
Vic sef? Mrs. Victoria Williams, I have forgotten my
phone was not with me sef, I was charging it in my
room when I got back this morning, my phone was
about to die.
But why will she call me that much, oh fuck me! I
have spent like 2 hours watching this rubbish, as
he said that one to me, I was still trying to look at
Solomon's side, and I was watching him bring my
phone to me, he wasn't walking fast enough for
me, I got up and went to meet him as I was going
Slim called me again, he said "Nigga!! PrinceEasy
and Sandra don enter; you have to see the way
they entered!" Everybody in the room was already
laughing out loud
My legs were confused, my body sef was confused,
why did they laugh that much about how
PrinceEasy and Sandra entered the room, why did
Mrs. Williams call me that much sef? I just had to
go meet Solomon and collect my phone. "But why
are you this stupid? Why did you say 29 when it
was just 5?" that is what I said when I saw that
Mrs. Williams has called 5 times and not like 5 is
not much but compared to 29 it is better, not like
E is not bad but compared to F, E is better, you
I was going back to watch my Nigga in action,
when Mrs. Williams called me again. I picked,
"Hello, sorry I missed your call, I was doing
shores" She said no problem that she just wanted
to tell me the guy that fixes her car is done with it
and that she would have to leave soon.
She told me she wants us to talk before I left and
when she told me she would be going soon I
understood that she was trying to tell me to come
back. So I told her that I would be on my way

I left home immediately; I can go and watch the
video later, anytime I want sef, let me attend to
matters arising first. There was something about
Mrs. Williams's voice and the silence and
calmness from her side when she talked to me, I
was nervous about going to see her again.
As I was leaving my house and going to meet Mrs.
Williams, I saw my parent's car coming, almost
close to the house, I was sure they would have
seen me already, as I remembered the situation of
the house, how messed up and fucked the place
is, what they are even doing in the sitting room I
LOL! I didn't faint, so what happened after that?
Ladies and gentlemen you will know in the next

Written By inCognito Papi [don't forget to follow
me on Twitter/Instagram: – @inCognitoPapi
This Story is Solely and Wholly written by inCognito Papi!

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